Still single? It’s less than a month from Valentine’s Day and we’re here to help you secure a hot date with 14 punny food-based pick-up lines. Use them wisely and only at the appropriate situation or else risk screwing up your date (no pun intended):

  1. At a hawker center: “Are you Mee Goreng? ’cause you’re making mee goring so crazy over you.”
  2. At a restaurant: “The thing that I love about reading the menu is that there is always a me n u.”
  3. At the grocer: “Is that a heirloom carrot or are you just happy to see me?”
  4. At a salad bar: “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!”
  5. At the zoo: “Hi my name is Ah Meng, wanna have breakfast together?”
  6. Anywhere with spicy food: “Do you add lots of chilli padi to your food because you’re smoking hot.”
  7. Anywhere with coffee: “People call me Kopi-O, ’cause I’m hot, sweet, and I’ll keep you up all night long.”
  8. At Starbucks: “You giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
  9. Basically anywhere: “I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”
  10. At the prata place: “You are the egg to my prata because without you I am kosong.”
  11. At Sheng Shiong: “Can I be your Sheng Shiong? ’cause everything I do would be ‘All for you’.”
  12. At the grocer: “Think I just found my missing ingredient.”
  13. At the grocer: “Do you like strawberries or blueberries? ’cause I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.”
  14. Last one, to be used exclusively at a Lor Mee stall: “Will you be my Juliet? ’cause I’ll be your Lor Mee O.”

Have fun using these lines.

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